To celebrate the arrival of warmer weather, a Dozen men took the DRP this morning – now a seven of them, who shall be referred to as “The Magnificent Seven” did so from the comfy confines of their homes. This left the Fabulous Five – FidgetSpinner, Mrs. Howell, Loveseat, Siri & yours truly – UptownGirl.
The Fabulous Five executed with Alabama like efficiency (University of Alabama not the State of Alabama) what shall forever be known as the greatest Tabata Tuesday workout of all time. I shall now share with you the critical integrated components of this epic Beatdown.
Arrival – greet the three officers who were there responding to an alarm from the church. Clearly identify myself as a person who is neither an official representative of the church nor a person who is trying to break into the church. No sir, I’m just here to workout and the fact I am wearing all black and carrying a backpack is just bad luck on my part.
Disclaimer & Pleasantries
Warm Up – a pleasing assortment of PAX favorites
- Arm circles
- Claps
- Huggers
- Tempo Squats
The Thang – Tabata Tuesday.
3 – 10-minute Tabatas. 45 seconds on, 15 seconds off. 1 minute between Tabatas. All set to a nice LOUD soundtrack of what at times were inappropriate adult lyrics (yes the warming screen came up on Spotify).
Tabata #1
- Weighted Lunges
- Tricep Extensions
- Bicep Curls
- Bent Over Rows
- Thrusters
- Mountain Climbers
- American Hammers – weighted
- Jump Squats
- Carolina Dry Docks
- Side Planks (switch 1/2 thru)
Tabata #2
- Monkee Humpers (45 seconds is too long for monkee humpers)
- Side Straddle Hops
- Merkins
- Flutter Kicks
- Alternating Shoulder Taps
- Tricep Extensions
- Bicep Curls
- Turkish Get-Ups, Right Side
- Peter Parkers
- Tempo Squats
Tabata #3
- Thrusters
- Alternating Shoulder Taps
- Russian Twists (partners weights)
- Sumo Squats
- Tricep Extensions (this was a crowd favorite 3rd time around)
- Bicep Curls
- Protractor
- Turkish Get-Ups, Left Side
- Merkins
- Lunge, weighted
Quick cool down. had the PAX hold their arms out to the side making a cross. We did this one time, and called it a day.
Count, Name, Announcements, Prayer requests, Prayer…and then it was over.
See you Thursday.
OMG hilarious! now if you had just walked up holding the American Flag too they might have stopped you as a fugitive from DC ….
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